Hello there, ladies! My name is Bob and I'll be your host while that weird goober of a man Mark is gone. So what say you and I scamper off to someplace fun like the body shop? That creep Mark didn't even finish the rest of me! Well, at least I have two eyes to behold your beauty. And two lips that won't open. And... URGH! When that guy Mark comes back, I'm going to break him in half. Good thing for him he didn't give me any arms or hands. Until next time...
2 comments:
HIlarious! :) Pretty darn good lookin'too! :)
Ohh this cracked me up!
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